Things I have lost in the past five years living in NYC:

1 Gold Quilted Marc Jacobs wallet

$170

1 black strappy sandal (the left one)

1 vintage white clutch with a gold clasp

3 boyfriends

4 CitiBank debit cards

1 US Passport

6 ID’s (2 fake, 4 real)

30lbs (which I promptly gained back)

Hundreds of hair elastics

Thousands of bobby pins

1 pair of black leather gloves that my mother gave me for Christmas

1 pair of size 9 brown leather riding boots from Banana Republic

1 Waitress position at Bar Stuzzichini

2 Best friends

1 pair of gold aviator sunglasses

1 CD (Overcast by Atmosphere)

1 Mac Powerbook

1 Hostess position at Barbuto Restaurant

1 French waiter/painter

The desire to be famous